Master Shifu can be described as an acupuncturist and herbalist. He has been training pandas for years in Kung Fu, which apparently gives them a special skill that nobody else has. If he ever does have children of his own, there’s a good chance they too would be talented practitioners of Kung Fu. All things considered, hippos are really maligned creatures with no concept of hygiene and all their poop goes everywhere? They really suck in comparison to pandas who:
- know kung fu
- hang out on absolute minty fresh ice popsicles
- & don’t put their noses where they should not go.